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Dick Porter
Known as
'Dick'

History
Joined the league 2000/01

Honours
League Championship Winners: 2006/07
League Championship Runners Up: 2004/05, 2007/08, 2008/09 and 2009/10
Knockout Cup Winners: 2006/07
Knockout Cup Runners Up: 2008/09
Chairman's Cup Runners Up: 2002/03, 2005/06 and 2008/09
FA Cup League Runners Up: 2009/10
Reefer Cup Winners: 2001/02

Current team
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